A Morning Tale of Lose Morals and Ill Repute
Once upon a time, 15 western travellers awoke bright and early to catch a 6 a.m. train going from Udaipur to Pushkar. Dragging their weary bones and giant bags onto the train car, they soon settled in for a long journey.
Nearing departure, a lone mysterious gentleman approached the group. His gaze lingered uncomfortably on the damsels of the group who immediately identified him as a mischievous and unsavoury sort.
Slowly passing by, his presence was felt to linger just out of view. Suddenly, his shadowy form was spotted, observing the ladies with sinister eyes from the men's toilet. Swinging the door open, "sword" in hand, the villain stared intently and purposefully at one unfortunate lady. To her great dismay, our villain began "polishing his sword" in a furious manner all the while enchanted with the young lady's face. She was horrified at his brazen action, watching helplessly as the villain finished his handiwork and slunk away.
Just as the brigade of ladies began to feel as though they were out of the range of his penetrating gaze and busy hands, he reappeared! Oh the shock and horror as he returned to the site of his previous misdeeds!
Preparing to resume and repeat his abominable actions, he was loudly interrupted. The lady of his misguided affections had enough, vocally chastising him for his shameful, vulgar deed. He seemed confused, but dedicated to attending to the weapon in hand.
Our fair damsel enlisted the help of a knight in shining armour to defeat the lecherous wrongdoer. Once apprised of the situation, Valiant Lady Himi charged forth with righteous anger to smite our foe! Although a troubled spirit, the man was also a coward. Upon sight of such a radiant paladin, he hastily fled the train car and sprinted down the platform, never to be seen again.
With exultant huzzahs for brave Lady Himi, the young women swiftly recovered from their trauma, hysterics, and laughter and went about their merry way along the winding tracks of India.
Nearing departure, a lone mysterious gentleman approached the group. His gaze lingered uncomfortably on the damsels of the group who immediately identified him as a mischievous and unsavoury sort.
Slowly passing by, his presence was felt to linger just out of view. Suddenly, his shadowy form was spotted, observing the ladies with sinister eyes from the men's toilet. Swinging the door open, "sword" in hand, the villain stared intently and purposefully at one unfortunate lady. To her great dismay, our villain began "polishing his sword" in a furious manner all the while enchanted with the young lady's face. She was horrified at his brazen action, watching helplessly as the villain finished his handiwork and slunk away.
Just as the brigade of ladies began to feel as though they were out of the range of his penetrating gaze and busy hands, he reappeared! Oh the shock and horror as he returned to the site of his previous misdeeds!
Preparing to resume and repeat his abominable actions, he was loudly interrupted. The lady of his misguided affections had enough, vocally chastising him for his shameful, vulgar deed. He seemed confused, but dedicated to attending to the weapon in hand.
Our fair damsel enlisted the help of a knight in shining armour to defeat the lecherous wrongdoer. Once apprised of the situation, Valiant Lady Himi charged forth with righteous anger to smite our foe! Although a troubled spirit, the man was also a coward. Upon sight of such a radiant paladin, he hastily fled the train car and sprinted down the platform, never to be seen again.
With exultant huzzahs for brave Lady Himi, the young women swiftly recovered from their trauma, hysterics, and laughter and went about their merry way along the winding tracks of India.
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