Leaving on a jet plane

All my bags are packed,
I'm ready to go,
I'm sitting here beside the door,
I hate to pack and hate to say goodbye,
I'm leaving on two jet plans,
24 days until I'll be home again,
Oh babe, I don't hate to go...

Those of you that know me well also know I suffer from a rare condition called Plane Selective Narcolepsy. It's a serious condition in which the sufferer is unable to stay awake on a plane despite all attempts at caffeine infusions. I know, I need your sympathy and support to bear this burden.

Here's to hoping the plane is warm, the food is existent, and the mini liquor bottles are full! Oh, and also that the flight is safe.